Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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