Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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