In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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