please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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