Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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