You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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