I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Vodka?
Forever.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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