i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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