sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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