What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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