To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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