i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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