You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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