Her vagina should come with caution tape.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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