How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
