I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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