Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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