You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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