im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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