Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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