she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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