Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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