so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
