Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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