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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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