have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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