Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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