I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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