she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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