So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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