Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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