Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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