Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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