I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
do herpes really smell.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
