You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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