i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Why are your pants in the freezer?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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