I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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