you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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