Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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