There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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