do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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