We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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