If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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