This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I need moral support for this bender
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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