there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Panties = found
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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