The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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