Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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