If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm both gender and math confused
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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