Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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