I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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