This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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