I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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